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Our Menu

Soup

handcrafted soups are served with gluten-free multi-grain crackers or appropriate chips

***to make soup a complete meal, add fresh fruit, side of the day, or a side salad for an additional $2.49

***to substitute a cup of soup for the side with a sandwich, add an additional $2.49 or $3.79 (farm soup)

Cup$4.49

Bowl$5.99

Funky Beginnings

CRANBERRY SPINACH ARTICHOKE DIP$4.99

Gluten-Free / Vegetarian

a mix of spinach, artichokes, parmesan, cream cheese & dried cranberries is served warm with choice of tortilla chips, vegetable crudité or a combo of both

Salads

all salads are served with appropriate crackers (usually gluten-free) or chips & a mini cookie

Dressing Choices:

House Pesto, FAC Maple Balsamic, Bleu Cheese, Raspberry Vinaigrette, Country Fresh Buttermilk, Fat-Free Herb, Creamy Garlic Caesar, Sriracha Ranch & Honey Mustard

Extra dressing charge: 50 cents

THE ALAMO, REMEMBERED$9.99

Gluten-Free

returning to the menu for all of our faithful, wonderful guests… shredded roast beef, monterrey jack, red onion slivers, tomatoes, & avocado top mixed greens; finished with crushed tortilla chips & served with poblano dressing

F.A.C. CHICKEN SALAD WITH FRUIT$8.99

Gluten-Free

our specialty: diced chicken is mixed with a sprinkling of pecans, green onions, & mayo; served on mixed greens & sided with fresh fruit & dressing choice

CORNUCOPIA$8.99

Gluten-Free | Vegetarian | Vegan | Dairy Free

the original returns: red quinoa, dried cranberries, green onions, & diced dried apricots are tossed & dressed with lemon cumin vinaigrette, topped with toasted almonds & avocado pieces; served on a bed of mixed greens… plenty of flavors

add roasted chicken breast for add’l $2.99, small salmon portion for add’l $5.29, or large salmon portion for add’l $8.99

FLENNIKEN’S CREATION$9.49

Gluten-Free

mixed greens are ringed with mandarin oranges, topped with chicken salad, bleu cheese, & pecans; side with choice of dressing & you’ve got something delicious…

without chicken salad (Gluten-Free | Vegetarian) $7.29

with roasted chicken breast instead of chicken salad (Gluten-Free) $9.99

BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL$9.99

Gluten-Free | Dairy Free

rice noodles, cucumbers, & chicken breast top mixed greens; finished with wasabi peas & green onions; sided with ginger soy dressing… a beautiful taste combination

FIRE & ICE$8.99

Gluten-Free | Vegetarian

mixed greens are topped with fresh pear & apple salsa, toasted pecans, & feta cheese; sided with citrus shallot dressing or choice of dressing

add roasted chicken breast for add’l $2.99, small salmon portion for add’l $5.29, or large salmon portion for add’l $8.99

F.A.C. FAMOUS GRILLED SALMON$12.99

Gluten-Free

our signature dish... salmon grilled our way, finished with maple-soy lacquer, served on mixed greens with fresh cucumber slices, & sided with dill-sour cream sauce

NOT YOUR USUAL CRAB CAKE SALAD$12.99

fresh spinach is topped with chopped ‘slaw’ (cabbage, carrots, peach bits, & corn) & crowned with two crab cakes & sided with a tart sweet n’ sour lemon dressing… a delicious departure from usual crab cake fare… real crab here, no imitation

SOUND OF MUSIC II$9.99

Vegetarian

two warm goat cheese cakes are served atop a mountain of fresh spinach with dried cranberries, red onion slivers, & toasted pecans; dressed with Black Forest maple dressing... your tastebuds’ll be alive with the taste of this one

add roasted chicken breast for add’l $2.99, small salmon portion for add’l $5.29, or large salmon portion for add’l $8.99

FIRST LADY’S COUSIN$9.99

Gluten-Free

a close relative of former First Lady Barbara Bush’s FAC menu choice: an avocado half filled with lemon tarragon chicken salad; presented on mixed greens, sided with fresh fruit & choice of dressing  

NEW MEXICAN PUMPKIN ‘BURGER’ SALAD$8.99

Vegetarian

for our guests who love the pumpkin burger but not the bun: mixed greens are topped with a pumpkin burger & avocado slices; sided with tomatoes & dressing of choice

Sandwiches & Wraps

all sandwiches are served with side of the day, fresh fruit or kettle-style potato chips... choice of sandwich bread: wheatberry or white, unless otherwise specified; a honey whole wheat tortilla is used for wraps

ROWDY$8.99

your choice of bread is dressed with mayonnaise & onion relish then topped with thin-sliced roasted beef; finished with jalapeño crisps, spinach & tomato… rambunctious flavor

JALISCO CHICKEN SANDWICH$8.99

sliced roasted chicken breast, avocado, lettuce, tomato, & onion are served on jalapeño cheese bread dressed with cilantro sour cream… bring on the mariachis!

GROWN UP GRILLED CHEESE$8.49

Vegetarian

the magic cheese trio: monterrey jack, cheddar & cream cheese, is mixed with a bit of red onion, chipotle, cilantro, & tomato bits… comfort in every bite

for the ultimate grilled cheese experience, add bacon for an additional $1.99

BETCH’LL LOVE THIS WRAP$8.99

strips of Bacon, slices of avocado, Lettuce, fresh Tomato & swiss cheese are dressed with FAC Southwest Ranch Dressing in a honey wheat wrap... a BLT like no other...                            

QUEEN’S LUNCH$8.99

an open-face sandwich: curried chicken salad is served atop fresh-baked FAC banana nut bread & finished with mango chutney coulis & toasted almonds… tiara-worthy

HAM & CHEESE, FUNKY ART STYLE$8.99

sliced applewood-smoked ham & sharp white cheddar are nestled in a ciabatta bun dressed with honey’d whole grain mustard & mayo; topped with lettuce, tomato, & red onion slivers… the classic ham & cheese just got better…

ROASTED VEGETABLE WRAP$8.49

Vegetarian

roasted seasonal vegetables are swathed in a honey wheat tortilla wrap that’s been dressed with herbed feta mayo; finished with fresh spinach

NEW MEXICAN PUMPKIN BURGER$8.99

Vegetarian

a different kind of “burger”: pumpkin, wild rice, corn, jalapeno, cilantro, & jack cheese; served on a whole wheat bun with chipotle sour cream spread, avocado, lettuce & tomato... scrumptious & good for you...

GOOD OL’ REUBEN$8.99

a traditional Reuben, made with true deli corned beef, swiss, & fresh sauerkraut, with 1000 island dressing on rye bread; served with a kosher pickle spear, of course

DAY-O JOE TRIO$8.99

shredded jerk chicken is served on three large buttermilk biscuits that are dressed with pineapple chutney… strains of Harry Belafonte can be heard with each bite

KOLKATA TURKEY$8.99

thin-sliced smoked turkey fills a honey wheat wrap dressed with curried mayo & mango chutney; finished with lettuce & crisp fried onions… enjoy a lunchtime trip to West Bengal

for the ultimate turkey wrap experience, add bacon for an additional $1.99

MOUNT OLYMPUS$8.99

a grilled sandwich made with choice of bread spread with pesto’d mozzarella/cream cheese & tomato tapenade then filled with sliced turkey & black olives… manna of the gods

for the ultimate turkey wrap experience, add bacon for an additional $1.99

Halfsies & Wholesies

FAC CHICKEN SALAD

an FAC specialty: diced chicken, green onion, celery, & a smattering of pecans, lightly dressed with mayo… served on bread of choice with lettuce & tomato & additional mayo…

Whole $8.99 | Half $6.49

HOMEMADE PIMIENTO CHEESE

Vegetarian

made with cheddar cheese, green onion, & diced pimientos, lightly dressed with mayo… served on bread of choice with lettuce & tomato & additional mayo…

Whole $7.99 | Half $5.49

Warm & Wonderful Things

CHICKEN & SPINACH ENCHILADA PIE$8.99

Gluten-Free

layers of chicken, tortillas, & creamy spinach sour cream sauce, topped with monterrey jack, make this an FAC favorite; served with a side salad & choice of dressing

HOG WILD GRITS$9.99

Gluten-Free

FAC cheese grits are mixed with bacon pieces, topped with more cheese & sliced roasted chicken breast; served with side salad & choice of dressing

TEXAS TWANG MEATLOAF$9.99

Gluten Free

lean ground beef is seasoned with southwest spices, garlic, onion, & a bit of jalapeño; served with green chili mashed potatoes & side salad with choice of dressing

SOUTHWEST QUICHE$9.99

lots of flavor make this quiche delicious: green chilies, smoky turkey, pimiento, cilantro, corn, red onion, jack cheese, & spices are baked in savory custard; sided with fresh fruit

CURRIED CHICKEN POT PIE$9.99

diced chicken & mixed vegetables are bathed in rich curried sauce then topped with a buttery chive crust; served with side salad & choice of dressing… comfort food for curry lovers

CHILI CON CHEVRES$9.99

A rich, satisfying chili slow-simmered with goat cheese stirred in to finish; served with soft corn tortillas & cabbage apple slaw… a different kind of delicious chili

Going Local & Organic

LOCAL/ORGANIC CHEF’S CHOICE ENTRÉE

an entrée made with organic & locally produced ingredients

$13.99 - $14.99

LOCAL/ORGANIC SOUP DU JOUR

soups are made with organic & locally produced ingredients

Cup $5.99 | Bowl $7.99

Dessert

Remember:
There’s always room for Dessert... Ask your server about FAC Handcrafted Desserts

Specialty Italian Sodas & Italian Cream Sodas

Italian Sodas can be made using a single flavor also (strawberry, cherry, lemon, etc.)

Italian Soda $3.25 | Italian Cream Soda $3.50

Pink Flamingo

strawberry / apple / lemon / banana

Very Berry

raspberry / blackberry

Strawberry Lime Twist

Strawberry Daisy

strawberry / lemon

Raspberry Daisy

raspberry / lemon

Other Cold Beverages

Real Lemonade

Coke

Diet Coke

Sprite

Dr. Pepper

Diet Dr. Pepper

IBC Root Beer

Sparkling San Pellagrino

Fresh-Brewed Iced Tea

regular & flavored

Topo Chico

From the Coffee Bar

drinks can be made with half n’ half, skim, soy, or almond milk. All hot drinks can also be iced.

There is an additional $.75 charge for soy & almond milk

Espresso

Single $1.75 | Double $2.25

Cappuccino

Single $2.75 | Double $3.75

Flavored Cappuccino

Single $3.25 | Double $4.25

Latte

Single $3.50 | Double $5.00

Mocha/Flavored Latte

Single $3.95 | Double $5.50

Traditional Hot Cocoa

12 oz $2.50 | 16 oz. $3.25

Gourmet Hot Cocoa

12 oz $3.00 | 16 oz. $3.75
Ask your waiter about gourmet hot cocoa flavors
All cocoas are made with ground sweet chocolate, choice of milk, & topped with whipped cream

Mocha Frappe Freeze

16 oz. $4.00 | 20 oz. $4.50

Coffee Toffee Freeze

16 oz. $4.50 | 20 oz. $5.00

Cafe Reservations

Reservations for lunch can be made for parties of 8 or less. Due to the limited seating capacity of the Cafe, reservations cannot be taken for larger parties. Reservations can only be held for 15 minutes past the requested time. After that time, the reservation will be released. NO EXCEPTIONS. Incomplete parties cannot hold the table past the 15-minute allotted window for a reservation. Therefore, we ask those making reservations to plan their day accordingly to allow for prompt arrival at the Cafe.

Reservation time can be changed up until the Café opens for business the day of the reservation,
but not after the Café has opened. No exceptions.
Thank you for your understanding.


To better serve you & other guests, no separate checks for parties of 6 or more.

A 18% gratuity will automatically be added to these checks.

 **Extra plate charge: 75 cents**


Thank you for choosing Funky Art Cafe as your dining destination. We hope to see you again soon.  

Let Funky Art Cafe & Catering / Adams 205 cater your next special event.

Contact us at 979.836.5220 or through our website at funkyartcafe.com

and, as always... Keep Brenham Funky


This menu is good thru March 4, 2020