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Our Menu

Soup

handcrafted soups are served with gluten-free multi-grain crackers or appropriate chips

to make soup a complete meal, add fresh fruit, side of the day, or a side salad for an additional $2.49

to substitute a cup of soup for the side with a sandwich, add an additional $2.49 or $3.79 (farm soup)

$4.49Cup

$5.99Bowl

Funky Beginnings

$4.99JALAPEÑO CORN DIP

Gluten-Free / Vegetarian
a mix of whole kernel corn, cheddar cheese, jalapenos, sour cream & red onion is served warm with choice of tortilla chips, vegetable crudité or a combo of both

Salads

all salads are served with appropriate crackers (usually gluten-free) or chips & a mini cookie

Dressing Choices:

House Pesto, FAC Maple Balsamic, Bleu Cheese, Raspberry Vinaigrette, Country Fresh Buttermilk, Fat-Free Herb, Creamy Garlic Caesar, Sriracha Ranch & Honey Mustard

Extra dressing charge: 50 cents

$9.99FIRST LADY’S COUSIN

Gluten-Free

a close relative of former First Lady Barbara Bush’s FAC menu choice: an avocado half filled with lemon tarragon chicken salad; presented on mixed greens, sided with fresh fruit & choice of dressing

$8.99F.A.C. CHICKEN SALAD WITH FRUIT

Gluten-Free
our specialty: diced chicken is mixed with a sprinkling of pecans, green onions, & mayo; served on mixed greens & sided with fresh fruit & dressing choice

$8.99CORNUCOPIA

Gluten-Free | Vegetarian | Vegan
the original returns: red quinoa, dried cranberries, green onions, & diced dried apricots are tossed & dressed with lemon cumin vinaigrette, topped with toasted almonds & avocado pieces; served on a bed of mixed greens… plenty of flavors

add roasted chicken breast for add’l $2.99, small salmon portion for add’l $5.29, or large salmon portion for add’l $8.99

$9.49FLENNIKEN’S CREATION

Gluten-Free
mixed greens are ringed with mandarin oranges, topped with chicken salad, bleu cheese, & pecans; side with choice of dressing & you’ve got something delicious

without chicken salad (Gluten-Free | Vegetarian) $7.29

with roasted chicken breast instead of chicken salad (Gluten-Free) $9.99

$12.99F.A.C. FAMOUS GRILLED SALMON

Gluten-Free

our signature dish... salmon grilled our way, finished with maple-soy lacquer, served on mixed greens with fresh cucumber slices, & sided with dill-sour cream sauce

$12.99NOT YOUR USUAL CRAB CAKE SALAD

fresh spinach is topped with chopped ‘slaw’ (cabbage, carrots, peach bits, & corn) & crowned with two crab cakes & sided with a tart sweet n’ sour lemon dressing… a delicious departure from usual crab cake fare… real crab here, no imitation

$9.99SOUND OF MUSIC II

Vegetarian
two warm goat cheese cakes are served atop a mountain of fresh spinach with dried cranberries, red onion slivers, & toasted pecans; dressed with Black Forest maple dressing... your tastebuds’ll be alive with the taste of this one

add roasted chicken breast for add’l $2.99, small salmon portion for add’l $5.29, or large salmon portion for add’l $8.99

$9.99PIÑATA

Gluten-Free / Vegetarian
mixed greens are topped with purple cabbage, shredded carrots, black beans, fresh corn, queso fresco, sunflower seeds, red onion slivers & avocado; presented with FAC Salsa Vinaigrette… a colorful explosion of fresh vegetables

$8.99NEW MEXICAN PUMPKIN ‘BURGER’ SALAD

Vegetarian
for our guests who love the pumpkin burger but not the bun: mixed greens are topped with a pumpkin burger & avocado slices; sided with tomatoes & dressing of choice

$8.99ASIAN CRUNCH

Vegetarian
shredded Napa cabbage, bok choy, & carrot top mixed greens that are then crowned with wasabi peas, sesame sticks, French-fried onions & sunflower seeds; finished with a soy reduction drizzle; sided with sriracha buttermilk dressing

add roasted chicken breast for add’l $2.99, small salmon portion for add’l $5.29, or large salmon portion for add’l $8.99

$9.99MAGIC CARPET RIDE

Vegetarian
apricot couscous & seasoned chickpeas are served atop mixed greens & grated carrots then finished with toasted almonds & a goat cheese-stuffed date; cucumber slices & feta vinaigrette are presented on the side

add roasted chicken breast for add’l $2.99, small salmon portion for add’l $5.29, or large salmon portion for add’l $8.99

Sandwiches & Wraps

all sandwiches are served with side of the day, fresh fruit or kettle-style potato chips... choice of sandwich bread: wheatberry or white, unless otherwise specified; a honey whole wheat tortilla is used for wraps

$8.99JALISCO CHICKEN SANDWICH

sliced roasted chicken breast, avocado, lettuce, tomato, & onion are served on jalapeño cheese bread dressed with cilantro sour cream… bring on the mariachis!

$8.49GROWN UP GRILLED CHEESE

Vegetarian
a quartet of cheese makes this comfort food deluxe: parmesan, Monterrey jack, cheddar & cream cheese are mixed with a bit of green onion

for the ultimate grilled cheese experience, add bacon for an additional $1.99

$8.99BETCH’LL LOVE THIS WRAP

strips of Bacon, slices of avocado, Lettuce, fresh Tomato & swiss cheese are dressed with FAC Southwest Ranch Dressing in a honey wheat wrap... a BLT like no other

$8.99QUEEN’S LUNCH

an open-face sandwich: curried chicken salad is served atop fresh-baked banana nut bread & finished with mango chutney coulis & toasted almonds… tiara-worthy

$8.99SANTIAGO

shredded lean pork loin that has been slow-simmered with onions & spices is presented on a bolillo, drizzled with pebre (Chilean cilantro sauce) then topped with lemony slaw & avocado…

$8.99NEW MEXICAN PUMPKIN BURGER

Vegetarian
a different kind of “burger”: pumpkin, wild rice, corn, jalapeno, cilantro, & jack cheese; served on a whole wheat bun with chipotle sour cream spread, avocado, lettuce & tomato... scrumptious & good for you...

$8.99BISTRO BEEF

your choice of bread is dressed with horseradish cream, layered with thin-sliced roasted beef & sharp cheddar cheese, then finished with lettuce & pickled red onions

$8.99GOOD OL’ REUBEN

a traditional Reuben, made with true deli corned beef, swiss, & fresh sauerkraut, with 1000 island dressing on rye bread; served with a kosher pickle spear, of course

$8.99ASIAN LETTUCE WRAPS

Gluten-Free
lean ground beef is seasoned with onion, garlic, hoisin, ginger, & soy sauce; served with cool, fresh lettuce leaves to build your own wrap…

$8.99SPRINGTIME TURKEY WRAP

thin-sliced smoked turkey & swiss cheese fill a honey wheat wrap that’s dressed with mayo & FAC lavender apricot compote then finished with lettuce…

for the meat eaters & for the ultimate heavenly experience, add bacon for an additional $1.99…

Halfsies & Wholesies

FAC CHICKEN SALAD

an FAC specialty: diced chicken, green onion, celery, & a smattering of pecans, lightly dressed with mayo… served on bread of choice with lettuce & tomato & additional mayo…
Whole $8.99 | Half $6.49

HOMEMADE PIMIENTO CHEESE

Vegetarian
made with cheddar cheese, green onion, & diced pimientos, lightly dressed with mayo… served on bread of choice with lettuce & tomato & additional mayo…
Whole $7.99 | Half $5.49

Warm & Wonderful Things

$8.99CHICKEN & SPINACH ENCHILADA PIE

Gluten-Free
layers of chicken, tortillas, & creamy spinach sour cream sauce, topped with Monterrey jack, make this an FAC favorite; served with a side salad & choice of dressing

$9.99THE CUBAN

a riff on the Cuban sandwich: ham & chorizo are baked with rice & black beans then topped with cheese & buttered panko; served with a side salad & a pickle spear…

$9.99SOUTHWEST MEATLOAF

Gluten-Free
lean ground beef is seasoned with southwest spices, garlic, onion, & a bit of jalapeño; served with cheddar-topped mashed potatoes & side salad with choice of dressing…

$9.99GO CRUSTLESS

Gluten-Free
a crustless quiche made with goat cheese, sundried tomatoes, fresh basil, chopped spinach, caramelized onions, mozzarella cheese & a savory sour cream custard; presented with fresh fruit… with so much flavor, the crust will never be missed…

$9.99CHICKEN ARTICHOKE POT PIE

diced chicken & artichoke hearts are bathed in rich alfredo sauce then topped with a buttery crust; served with side salad & choice of dressing… luxurious comfort food

Going Local & Organic

LOCAL/ORGANIC CHEF’S CHOICE ENTRÉE

an entrée made with organic & locally produced ingredients
$13.99 | $14.99

LOCAL/ORGANIC SOUP DU JOUR

soups are made with organic & locally produced ingredients
Cup $5.99 | Bowl $7.99

Dessert

Remember:
There’s always room for Dessert... Ask your server about FAC Handcrafted Desserts

Specialty Italian Sodas & Italian Cream Sodas

Italian Sodas can be made using a single flavor also (strawberry, cherry, lemon, etc.)
Italian Soda $3.25 | Italian Cream Soda $3.50

Pink Flamingo

strawberry / apple / lemon / banana

Very Berry

raspberry / blackberry

Strawberry Lime Twist

Strawberry Daisy

strawberry / lemon

Raspberry Daisy

raspberry / lemon

Other Cold Beverages

Real Lemonade

Coke

Diet Coke

Sprite

Dr. Pepper

Diet Dr. Pepper

IBC Root Beer

Sparkling San Pellagrino

Fresh-Brewed Iced Tea

regular & flavored

From the Coffee Bar

drinks can be made with half n’ half, skim, soy, or almond milk. All hot drinks can also be iced.
There is an additional $.75 charge for soy & almond milk

Espresso

Single $1.75 | Double $2.25

Cappuccino

Single $2.75 | Double $3.75

Flavored Cappuccino

Single $3.25 | Double $4.25

Latte

Single $3.50 | Double $5.00

Mocha/Flavored Latte

Single $3.95 | Double $5.50

Traditional Hot Cocoa

12 oz $2.50 | 16 oz. $3.25

Gourmet Hot Cocoa

12 oz $3.00 | 16 oz. $3.75
Ask your waiter about gourmet hot cocoa flavors
All cocoas are made with ground sweet chocolate, choice of milk, & topped with whipped cream

Mocha Frappe Freeze

16 oz. $4.00 | 20 oz. $4.50

Coffee Toffee Freeze

16 oz. $4.50 | 20 oz. $5.00

Cafe Reservations

Reservations for lunch can be made for parties of 8 or less. Due to the limited seating capacity of the Cafe, reservations cannot be taken for larger parties. Reservations can only be held for 15 minutes past the requested time. After that time, the reservation will be released. NO EXCEPTIONS. Incomplete parties cannot hold the table past the 15 minute allotted window for a reservation. Therefore, we ask those making reservations to plan their day accordingly to allow for prompt arrival at the Cafe.

Reservation time can be changed up until the Café opens for business the day of the reservation,
but not after the Café has opened. No exceptions.
Thank you for your understanding.


To better serve you & other guests, no separate checks for parties of 6 or more.

A 18% gratuity will automatically be added to these checks.

 **Extra plate charge: 75 cents**


Thank you for choosing Funky Art Cafe as your dining destination. We hope to see you again soon.  

Let Funky Art Cafe & Catering / Adams 205 cater your next special event.

Contact us at 979.836.5220 or through our website at funkyartcafe.com

and, as always... Keep Brenham Funky


This menu is good thru August 28, 2019