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Our Menu

Soup

handcrafted soups are served with gluten-free multi-grain crackers or appropriate chips

to make soup a complete meal, add fresh fruit, side of the day, or a side salad for an additional $2.49

to substitute a cup of soup for the side with a sandwich, add an additional $2.49 or $3.79 (farm soup)

$4.49Cup

$5.99Bowl

Funky Beginnings

$4.99QUESO FUNDIDO

Gluten Free

monterrey jack, poblano & jalapeño peppers, chorizo, & cream cheese are mixed together & served warm with choice of tortilla chips, vegetable crudité or a combo of both

Salads

all salads are served with appropriate crackers or chips & a mini cookie

Dressing Choices:
House Pesto, FAC Maple Balsamic, Bleu Cheese, Raspberry Vinaigrette, Country Fresh Buttermilk, Fat-Free Herb, Creamy Garlic Caesar, Sriracha Ranch &  Honey Mustard

Extra dressing charge: 50 cents

$9.99MOCTEZUMA MUNCH

Vegetarian

black beans, corn, avocado, red onion, shredded carrot, monterrey jack, & crushed tortilla chips top mixed greens; sided with chipotle vinaigrette…this salad rules…

add roasted chicken breast for additional $2.99, small salmon portion for additional $5.29, or large salmon portion for additional $8.99

$8.99F.A.C. CHICKEN SALAD WITH FRUIT

Gluten Free

our specialty: diced chicken breast is mixed with a sprinkling of pecans, green onions, & mayo; served on mixed greens & sided with fresh fruit & dressing choice

$8.99CORNUCOPIA II

Gluten Free | Vegetarian | Vegan

red quinoa is tossed with dried cranberries, green onion, & roasted sweet potatoes; served atop mixed greens & finished with avocado & toasted pecans; sided with apple slices & orange cumin dressing or choice of dressing

*add roasted chicken breast for additional $2.99, small salmon portion for additional $5.29, or large salmon portion for additional $8.99

$9.49FLENNIKEN’S CREATION

Gluten Free

mixed greens are ringed with mandarin oranges, topped with chicken salad, bleu cheese, & pecans; side with choice of dressing & you’ve got something delicious

without chicken salad (Gluten Free | Vegetarian) $7.29

with roasted chicken breast instead of chicken salad (Gluten Free) $9.99

$12.99F.A.C. FAMOUS GRILLED SALMON

Gluten Free

our signature dish... salmon grilled our way, finished with maple-soy lacquer, served on mixed greens with fresh cucumber slices, & sided with dill-sour cream sauce

$12.99NOT YOUR USUAL CRAB CAKE SALAD

fresh spinach is topped with chopped ‘slaw’ (cabbage, carrots, peach bits, & corn) & crowned with two crab cakes & sided with a tart sweet n’ sour lemon dressing… a delicious departure from usual crab cake fare… real crab here, no imitation

$9.99SOUND OF MUSIC II

Vegetarian

two warm goat cheese cakes are served atop a mountain of fresh spinach with dried cranberries, red onion slivers, & toasted pecans; dressed with Black Forest maple dressing...your tastebuds’ll be alive with the taste of this one

add roasted chicken breast for additional $2.99, small salmon portion for additional $5.29, or large salmon portion for additional $8.99

$9.99FIRST LADY’S COUSIN

Gluten Free

a close relative of former First Lady Barbara Bush’s FAC menu choice: an avocado half filled with lemon tarragon chicken salad; presented on mixed greens, sided with fresh fruit & choice of dressing  

$8.99NEW MEXICAN PUMPKIN ‘BURGER’ SALAD

Vegetarian

for our guests who love the pumpkin burger but not the bun: mixed greens are topped with a pumpkin burger & avocado slices; sided with tomatoes & dressing of choice

$8.99NEW MEXICAN PUMPKIN ‘BURGER’ SALAD

Vegetarian

for our guests who love the pumpkin burger but not the bun: mixed greens are topped with a pumpkin burger & avocado slices; sided with tomatoes & dressing of choice

$9.99EARTHLY DELIGHT

Gluten Free | Vegan | Vegetarian

strawberries, cherub tomatoes, carrot, red onion, purple cabbage, avocado, roasted pear, & a sprinkle of hemp seed on a bed of mixed greens; sided with choice of dressing… a delicious garden of eatin’

*add roasted chicken breast for additional $2.99, small salmon portion for additional $5.29, or large salmon portion for additional $8.99

$8.99TAJ MAHAL

Gluten Free | Vegan | Vegetarian

fresh spinach is topped with chopped apples, raisins, peanuts, & slivered red onion; sided with curried vinaigrette or choice of dressing

*add roasted chicken breast for additional $2.99, small salmon portion for additional $5.29, or large salmon portion for additional $8.99

Sandwiches & Wraps

all sandwiches are served with side of the day, fresh fruit or kettle-style potato chips... choice of sandwich bread: wheatberry or white, unless otherwise specified; a honey whole wheat tortilla is used for wraps

$8.99JALISCO CHICKEN SANDWICH

sliced roasted chicken breast, avocado, lettuce, tomato, & onion are served on jalapeño cheese bread dressed with cilantro sour cream… bring on the mariachis!

$8.49GROWN UP GRILLED CHEESE

Vegetarian

A kicked-up triple cheese (cream / cheddar / pepper jack) blend is spiked with diced cherry peppers, green onion, & seasonings… the best one yet!

*for the ultimate grilled cheese experience, add bacon for an additional $1.99

$8.99BETCH’LL LOVE THIS WRAP

strips of Bacon, slices of avocado, Lettuce, fresh Tomato & swiss cheese are dressed with FAC Southwest Ranch Dressing in a honey wheat wrap... a BLT like no other                      

$8.99QUEEN’S LUNCH

an open-face sandwich: curried chicken salad is served atop fresh-baked banana nut bread & finished with mango chutney coulis & toasted almonds… tiara-worthy

$8.99MAGNIFIQUE

pecan wood-smoked ham & whipped brie are served on a ciabatta bun dressed with lemon peach mayonnaise; finished with fresh spinach & slivered red onion

$8.99SEOUL-FUL PULLED PORK

slow-cooked pork is tossed with Korean barbecue sauce; served on a sesame-topped bun then topped with slaw… barbecue another delicious way

$8.99PUEBLA PO’BOY

southwest seasoned shredded beef is served in a bolillo, spread with jalapeño mayo & topped with crushed tortilla chips & monterrey jack cheese…food for angels

$8.99GOOD OL’ REUBEN

a traditional Reuben, made with true deli corned beef, swiss, & fresh sauerkraut, with 1000 island dressing on rye bread; served with a kosher pickle spear, of course

$8.99NEW MEXICAN PUMPKIN BURGER

Vegetarian

a different kind of “burger”: pumpkin, wild rice, corn, jalapeno, cilantro, & jack cheese; served on a whole wheat bun with chipotle sour cream spread, avocado, lettuce & tomato...scrumptious & good for you

$8.99VEGETABLE HEAVEN

Vegetarian

roasted seasonal vegetables, swiss & lettuce are swaddled in a honey wheat wrap spread with avocado mayo… the absolute best

*for the ultimate grilled cheese experience, add bacon for an additional $1.99

Halfsies & Wholesies

FAC CHICKEN SALAD

An FAC specialty: diced chicken breast, green onion, celery, & a smattering of pecans, lightly dressed with mayo… served on bread of choice with lettuce & tomato & additional mayo

Whole $8.99 | Half $6.49

HOMEMADE PIMIENTO CHEESE

Vegetarian

made with cheddar cheese, green onion, & diced pimientos, lightly dressed with mayo… served on bread of choice with lettuce & tomato & additional mayo

Whole $7.99 | Half $5.49

Warm & Wonderful Things

$9.99CHICKEN & GRITS

Gluten Free

buttermilk green chili grits are topped with sliced chicken breast & queso fresco; served with a side salad… even a grits-hater will love this

$9.99MEATLOAF CORDON BLEU

lean ground beef is filledwith ham & cheese & basted with herbed Tuscan sauce while baking; served with mashed potatoes & side salad with choice of dressing

$9.99SOUR CREAM CHICKEN QUICHE

lots of creamy goodness in this: diced chicken, jack & cheddar cheeses are baked in a savory sour cream custard; presented with fresh fruit… a perfect lunch

$9.99FRENCH PROVENÇIAL POT PIE

topped with a buttery crust; served with side salad & choice of dressing

$8.99CHICKEN & SPINACH ENCHILADA PIE

Gluten Free

layers of chicken, tortillas, & creamy spinach sour cream sauce, topped with monterrey jack, make this an FAC favorite; served with a side salad & choice of dressing

Going Local & Organic

LOCAL/ORGANIC CHEF’S CHOICE ENTRÉE

an entrée made with organic & locally produced ingredients

$13.99 - $14.99

LOCAL/ORGANIC SOUP DU JOUR

soups are made with organic & locally produced ingredients

Cup $5.99 | Bowl $7.99

Dessert

Remember:

There’s always room for Dessert...  Ask your server about FAC Handcrafted Desserts

Specialty Italian Sodas

Italian Sodas can be made using a single flavor also (strawberry, cherry, lemon, etc.)

Create an Italian Cream Soda by requesting cream to be added to an Italian Soda

Italian Soda $3.25 | Italian Cream Soda $3.50

Pink Flamingo

strawberry/apple/lemon/banana

Strawberry Lime Twist

Very Berry

raspberry/blackberry

Raspberry Daisy

raspberry/lemon

Strawberry Daisy

strawberry/lemon

Other Cold Beverages

Real Lemonade

Coke

Diet Coke

Sprite

Dr. Pepper

Diet Dr. Pepper

Sparkling San Pellagrino

Fresh-Brewed Iced Tea

regular & flavored

From the Coffee Bar

drinks can be made with half n’ half, skim, soy, or almond milk. All hot drinks can also be iced.

There is an additional  $ .75 charge for soy & almond milk

Espresso

Single $1.75 | Double $2.25

Cappuccino

Single $2.75 | Double $3.75

Flavored Cappuccino

Single $3.25 | Double $4.25

Latte

Single $3.50 | Double $5.00

Mocha/Flavored Latte

Single $3.95 | Double $5.50

Traditional Hot Cocoa

12 oz $2.50 | 16 oz. $3.25

Gourmet Hot Cocoa

12 oz $3.00 | 16 oz. $3.75

cocoas are made with ground sweet chocolate, choice of milk, & topped with whipped cream

North Pole - made with peppermint syrup

Peanut Butter Cup - made with real peanut butter

Cocoa Chambois - made with raspberry syrup

Candied Cocoa - made with caramel & hazelnut syrups

Cocoa Olé - made with ground cinnamon

Cherry-covered Chocolate - made with cherry syrup

Mocha Frappe Freeze

16 oz. $4.00 | 20 oz. $4.50

Coffee Toffee Freeze

16 oz. $4.50 | 20 oz. $5.00

Cafe Reservations

Reservations for lunch can be made for parties of 8 or less. Due to the limited seating capacity of the Cafe, reservations cannot be taken for larger parties. Reservations can only be held for 15 minutes past the requested time. After that time, the reservation will be released. NO EXCEPTIONS. Incomplete parties cannot hold the table past the 15 minute allotted window for a reservation. Therefore, we ask those making reservations to plan their day accordingly to allow for prompt arrival at the Cafe.

Reservation time can be changed up until the Café opens for business the day of the reservation, but not after the Café has opened. No exceptions.
Thank you for your understanding.


To better serve you & other guests, no separate checks for parties of 6 or more.

A 18% gratuity will automatically be added to these checks.                        

 **Extra plate charge: 75 cents**


Thank you for choosing Funky Art Cafe as your dining destination. We hope to see you again soon.  

Let Funky Art Cafe & Catering / Adams 205 cater your next special event.

Contact us at 979.836.5220 or through our website at funkyartcafe.com

and, as always... Keep Brenham Funky


This menu is good thru February 28, 2019