Latest Funky Art Cafe Menus

Our Menu

CODING ON VARIOUS MENU ITEMS TO HELP GUESTS MAKE DINING CHOICES:

GF = Gluten Free   |   VEGN = Vegan   |   VEGT = Vegetarian

Soup

handcrafted soups are served with gluten-free multi-grain crackers or appropriate chips

*** to make soup a complete meal, add fresh fruit, side of the day, or a side salad for an additional $2.49

*** to substitute a cup of soup for the side with a sandwich, add an additional $2.49 or $3.79 (farm soup)

$4.49Cup

$5.99Bowl

Funky Beginnings

$4.99FLORENTINE’D TRIPLE CHEESE DIP

monterrey jack, cheddar, & cream cheeses are mixed with green onion & spinach; served warm with choice of tortilla chips or vegetable crudité

GF/VEGT

Salads

all salads are served with appropriate crackers or chips & a mini cookie

Dressing Choices: House Pesto, FAC Maple Balsamic, Bleu Cheese, Raspberry Vinaigrette, Country Fresh Buttermilk, Fat-Free Herb, Creamy Garlic Caesar, Sriracha Ranch & Honey Mustard

Extra dressing charge: 50 cents

$8.99F.A.C. CHICKEN SALAD WITH FRUIT

our specialty: diced chicken breast is mixed with a sprinkling of pecans, green onions, & mayo; served on mixed greens & sided with fresh fruit & dressing choice

GF

$9.49FLENNIKEN’S CREATION

mixed greens are ringed with mandarin oranges, topped with chicken salad, bleu cheese, & pecans; side with choice of dressing & you’ve got something delicious…

GF

without chicken salad   GF/VEGT  $7.29

with roasted chicken breast instead of chicken salad   GF  $9.99

$12.99F.A.C. FAMOUS GRILLED SALMON

our signature dish... salmon grilled our way, finished with maple-soy lacquer, served on mixed greens with fresh cucumber slices, & sided with dill-sour cream sauce

GF

$8.99CORNUCOPIA

red quinoa is tossed with dried cranberries, green onions, & diced dried apricots then served atop mixed greens & finished with avocado & toasted almonds; sided with lemon cumin dressing

GF/VEGN/VGT

*add roasted chicken breast for add’l $2.99, small salmon portion for add’l $5.29, or large salmon portion for add’l $8.99

$11.99NOT YOUR USUAL CRAB CAKE SALAD

fresh spinach is topped with chopped ‘slaw’ (cabbage, carrots, peach bits, & corn) & crowned with two crab cakes & sided with a tart sweet n’ sour lemon dressing… a delicious departure from usual crab cake fare… real crab here, no imitation

$9.99SOUND OF MUSIC II

two warm goat cheese cakes are served atop a mountain of fresh spinach with dried cranberries, red onion slivers, & toasted pecans; dressed with Black Forest maple dressing... your tastebuds’ll be alive with the taste of this one ...

VEGT

*add roasted chicken breast for add’l $2.99, small salmon portion for add’l $5.29, or large salmon portion for add’l $8.99 

$9.99FIRST LADY’S COUSIN

a close relative of former First Lady Barbara Bush’s FAC menu choice: an avocado half filled with lemon tarragon chicken salad; presented on mixed greens, sided with fresh fruit & choice of dressing

GF

$8.99NEW MEXICAN PUMPKIN ‘BURGER’ SALAD

for our guests who love the pumpkin burger but not the bun: mixed greens are topped with a pumpkin burger & avocado slices; sided with tomatoes & dressing of choice

VEGT

$9.99EBT…ALL DAY LONG

a complete ‘breakfast’ in a salad: chopped Egg, chopped spiced Bacon pieces, & Toasted croutons are served atop baby spinach along with peach pieces, pecans, red onion slivers, & feta cheese

*add roasted chicken breast for add’l $2.99, small salmon portion for add’l $5.29, or large salmon portion for add’l $8.99 

$9.99SPICE ROUTE SALAD

mixed greens are topped with cumin-scented brown rice, dates, almonds, feta, red onion, carrot, cilantro & cucumber slices; presented with orange coriander dressing

VEGT/GF

*add roasted chicken breast for add’l $2.99, small salmon portion for add’l $5.29, or large salmon portion for add’l $8.99

$9.99LIGHT N’ LOVELY

smoked turkey, apples, red onion, pecans, & feta top mixed greens; served with tarragon citrus dressing… The perfect light lunch

GF

Sandwiches & Wraps

all sandwiches are served with side of the day, fresh fruit or kettle-style potato chips... choice of sandwich bread: wheatberry or white, unless otherwise specified; a honey whole wheat tortilla is used for wraps

$8.99ITAL-FRANCO DIP

a French roll is filled with warm slow-cooked shredded Italian roast beef; topped with cheese & caramelized onions… Delizioso et délicieux!

$8.99JALISCO CHICKEN SANDWICH

sliced roasted chicken breast, avocado, lettuce, tomato, & onion are served on jalapeño cheese bread dressed with cilantro sour cream… Bring on the mariachis!

$8.49GROWN UP GRILLED CHEESE

creamy herbed Havarti is grilled with choice of bread to make a simple but outstanding grilled cheese sandwich… simplicity at it’s most delicious

VEGT

*for the ultimate grilled cheese experience, add bacon for an additional $1.99

$8.99BETCH’LL LOVE THIS WRAP

strips of Bacon, slices of avocado, Lettuce, fresh Tomato & swiss cheese are dressed with FAC Southwest Ranch Dressing in a honey wheat wrap... a BLT like no other...

$8.99DELUXE HAM & CHEESE

pecan wood-smoked ham, swiss & cheddar are served on choice of bread dressed with Dijon mayonnaise; finished with lettuce, tomato, & red onion…

$8.99THE ISLANDER

lean jerk seasoned pork is slow-simmered with molasses & onions; served on a wheat burger bun with curried peach relish… welcome to Jamaica, m’on!

$8.99THAI ONE ON

a honey wheat wrap is dressed with red curry mayonnaise then filled with sliced smoked turkey, shredded carrot, fresh basil, apple, & mixed greens; sided with peanut dipping sauce… this’ll Thai up your tastebuds!

$8.99GOOD OL’ REUBEN

a traditional Reuben, made with true deli corned beef, swiss, & fresh sauerkraut, with 1000 island dressing on rye bread; served with a kosher pickle spear, of course

$8.99NEW MEXICAN PUMPKIN BURGER

a different kind of “burger”: pumpkin, wild rice, corn, jalapeno, cilantro, & jack cheese; served on a whole wheat bun with chipotle sour cream spread, avocado, lettuce & tomato... scrumptious & good for you...

VEGT

$8.99QUEEN’S LUNCH

an open-face sandwich: curried chicken salad is served atop fresh-baked banana nut bread & finished with mango chutney coulis & toasted almonds… tiara-worthy

$8.99DON’T KNOCK IT UNTIL YOU TRY IT

an unusual & unusually tasty wrap: dressed with savory tahini poppy seed spread then filled with roasted sweet potato cubes, avocado, red onion, shredded jack cheese, lettuce & tomato… for the vegetable lover in you…

VEGT

Halfsies & Wholesies

F.A.C. CHICKEN SALAD

An FAC specialty: diced chicken breast, green onion, celery, & a smattering of pecans, lightly dressed with mayo… served on bread of choice with lettuce & tomato & additional mayo…

Whole $8.99    |   Half $6.49

HOMEMADE PIMIENTO CHEESE

made with cheddar cheese, green onion, & diced pimientos, lightly dressed with mayo… served on bread of choice with lettuce & tomato & additional mayo…

VEGT

Whole $7.99   |   Half $5.49

Warm & Wonderful Things

$9.99ALSATIAN QUICHE WITH ARTICHOKES

goat’s cheese, smoked ham, & diced artichokes are baked in a savory creamy custard; served with a side salad & choice of dressing… a perfect blend of flavors

$8.99CHICKEN & SPINACH ENCHILADA PIE

layers of chicken, tortillas, & creamy spinach sour cream sauce, topped with monterrey jack, make this an FAC favorite; served with a side salad & choice of dressing

GF

$9.99GRITS GONE WILD

sautéed asparagus pieces, tomato, onion, & a bit of jalapeño swim in cheddar grits; topped with bacon & served with a side salad, this is the best of all worlds…

GF

$9.99SWISS BACON MUSHROOM MEATLOAF

lean ground beef, bacon, & swiss make this meatloaf outstanding; Served with mashed potatoes & side salad with choice of dressing… good to the last bite

$9.99HIMALAYAN CHICKEN POT PIE

a n herbed chicken & vegetable filling is topped with a curried sweet potatoes; served with side salad & choice of dressing… this pot pie is tops

Going Local & Organic

LOCAL / ORGANIC CHEF’S CHOICE ENTRÉE

an entrée made with organic & locally produced ingredients

$13.99 - $14.99

LOCAL / ORGANIC SOUP DU JOUR

soups are made with organic & locally produced ingredients

Cup $5.99   |   Bowl $7.99

Remember

There’s always room for Dessert... Ask your server about FAC Handcrafted Desserts

Specialty Italian Sodas

Italian Sodas can be made using a single flavor also (strawberry, cherry, lemon, etc.)

Pink Flamingo strawberry/apple/lemon/banana

Strawberry Lime Twist

Very Berry : raspberry/blackberry

Raspberry Daisy : raspberry/lemon

Strawberry Daisy : strawberry/lemon

Create an Italian Cream Soda by requesting cream to be added to an Italian Soda

$3.25Italian Soda

$3.50Italian Cream Soda

Other Cold Beverages

Real Lemonade | Coke | Diet Coke |Sprite |Dr. Pepper |Diet Dr. Pepper|Sparkling San Pellagrino|Fresh-brewed Iced Tea, regular & flavored

From the Coffee Bar

drinks can be made with half n’ half, skim, soy, or almond milk.

All hot drinks can also be iced.

There is an additional $ .75 charge for soy & almond milk

Espresso

Single $1.75  |   Double $2.25

Cappuccino

Single $2.75  |  Double $3.75

Flavored Cappuccino

Single $3.25  |  Double $4.25

Latte

Single $3.50  |  Double $5.00

Mocha / Flavored Latte

Single $3.95  |  Double $5.50

Traditional Hot Cocoa

12 oz $2.50  |   16 oz. $3.25

Gourmet Hot Cocoa

12 oz $3.00  |  16 oz. $3.75

North Pole made with peppermint syrup

Peanut Butter Cup made with real peanut butter

Cocoa Chambois made with raspberry syrup

Candied Cocoa made with caramel & hazelnut syrups

Cocoa Olé made with ground cinnamon

Cherry-covered Chocolate made with cherry syrup

cocoas are made with ground sweet chocolate, choice of milk, & topped with whipped cream

Mocha Frappe Freeze

16 oz. $4.00  |  20 oz. $4.50

Coffee Toffee Freeze

16 oz. $4.50  |  20 oz. $5.00

Cafe Reservations

Reservations for lunch can be made for parties of 8 or less. Due to the limited seating capacity of the Cafe, reservations cannot be taken for larger parties. Reservations can only be held for 15 minutes past the requested time. After that time, the reservation will be released. NO EXCEPTIONS. Incomplete parties cannot hold the table past the 15 minute allotted window for a reservation. Therefore, we ask those making reservations to plan their day accordingly to allow for prompt arrival at the Cafe.

Reservation time can be changed up until the Café opens for business the day of the reservation, but not after the Café has opened. No exceptions. Thank you for your understanding.

To better serve you & other guests, no separate checks for parties of 6 or more.

A 18% gratuity will automatically be added to these checks.

**Extra plate charge: 75 cents**

Thank you for choosing Funky Art Cafe as your dining destination. We hope to see you again
soon. Let Funky Art Cafe & Catering / Adams 205 cater your next special event.
Contact us at 979.836.5220 or through our website at funkyartcafe.com
and, as always... Keep Brenham Funky


This menu is good thru August 29, 2018